I hate!

The Friend Zone,

I hate when you get close enough and then nothing. You’ve been friend zoned!

What the hell! So all those advances to you and saying “hey, lets hang out”, the hanging out and some of the money I loved to spend on you is for nothing?!

Piss off you are a waste of my time! The Friend Zone is not playing hard to get! The Friend Zone is cruel and off putting.

For God’s sake and for the Man’s especially. Tell the brother that you are not interested so that he can say “hey, are you really worth it?” because if he reckons you are then he’s pretty damn sure he wants to work hard for you.

Time’s to expensive and Life’s too short to be played around with. I’m just gonna move on.